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A British Passport

by Pete Um

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Else 01:04
ELSE A WET CLOAK A DAMP NIGHT I CAN'T FIND THE WHEREWITHAL TO FIGHT WOULD YOU RATHER SOMETHING ELSE SOMETHING DIFFERENT SOMETHING ELSE IT'S TOO LONELY I'M TOO SCARED YET EVERYONE'S HERE EVERYWHERE WOULD YOU RATHER SOMETHING ELSE SOMETHING DIFFERENT SOMETHING ELSE SHIT KICKERS QUIT CLICKING THOUGHT CRIME IS A THOUGHT I'M THINKING WOULD YOU RATHER SOMETHING ELSE SOMETHING DIFFERENT SOMETHING ELSE
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Self Harm 01:03
SELF HARM TEST TUBE SENTIENCE MISERY MEDICINE FOREWARNED UNARMED FUCKED UP SELF HARM
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Goliath 01:43
GOLIATH BEG YOUR CO-DEFENDANTS FOR THE RIGHT TO BE AT TRIAL INVISIBLE AND ARROGANT AMD PARANOID THE WHILE ON ANOTHER LEVEL THERE'S ANOTHER LEVEL THERE AND THEY'RE ALL WATCHING GOLIATH AS THE BIGGER OF THE PAIR AND THE MAN CAN'T STAND HIMSELF COS HE LET IT GET RIDDLED HE'S AN EXPERT ON POVERTY AS A SOLDIER OF FORTUNE BUT HE'S TERRIBLY LUCKY AND HE'S ENDLESSLY JOKING AND HE'S TERRIBLY LUCKY TO HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR
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Our Phone 01:15
OUR PHONE IF YOU LOOK AT YOUR PHONE AND YOU'RE READING THE NEWS WE'RE KILLING THE SEAFOOD AND THEN EATING THE PLASTIC THE FACE IN THE GLARE WAITS FOR A DIKTAT NEVER EAT FISH OR THROW YOUR PHONE IN THE OCEAN I SEE WHAT THEY MEAN ABOUT CIVIL ASSEMBLY THERE MUST BE A WAY TO PLAN FOR DISASTER IF ONLY WE'D KNOWN WE ALL HAD THE DATA THERE IN THE CONTRACT TO LOOK AT OUR PHONE
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MMXX ONOLATRY NATIVITY I AM ALEXAMENOS AND I CANNO'T LIE YOU'VE GOT WHAT I NEED COS I'M A LONELY GUY I'VE GOT A MARKED HEART YOU LOOK SO FINITE WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU THAT CAN BE DONE TONIGHT I GOT THIS TALE PINNED COS IT'S THE SAME ONE THIS SACRED ASS HOLE WILL FOOL NO ONE REAR END OF A HELL OF A 2020 GOT ME LIKE CALENDER X PUTS DONK ON DECEMBER JUST WANNA SEE THE BACK OF YA HOPE FOR THE FUTURE BUT IF WHAT
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Fizz 02:09
FIZZ I'M NOT SURE I HEAR IT OR HEAR TO UNDERSTAND THE SPECIFIC DESIGNATION OF WHAT IT MEANS TO BE HERE MAN I APPREHEND SOME CLAMOUR FOR WHICH I AM NOT FUSSED BUT IF IT'S CRIMINAL TO WANT CLARITY THEN FUCK IT, IT'S A BUST BUT IT'S A LONELY CONVERSATION I'M HAVING WITH MYSELF SO IF YOU WANT TO ROOT FOR NOTHING I COULD PROBABLY USE SOME HELP I GUESS ITS EXISTENTIAL AND I GUESS THAT'S ALL IT IS LIKE A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE ALL FLAT WITHOUT ITS FIZZ
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THE DREADED SHRINKS LIKE A STRAY FROM THE WHOLE WORLD I ROLL LIKE AN EMPTY BOTTLE SOME THIRST JUST DRANK ME DOWN SO A SHRINK WOULD SAY UPCYCLE O THE DREADED SHRINKS HER COLLAGE OF MY WOUNDS THE KID WANTS HIDE AND SEEK BUT EVERYTHING'S TOO SOON YOU CAN'T AVOID THE HOLE THAT ETERNITY INSIDE THE COSTLY CASTLE KEEP IN WHICH THE MIGHTY HIDE
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THE GREAT BOARDING SCHOOL IN THE SKY I'M BACK BACK WARTS AND ALL I'M UP I FACE FRONTWARDS I'M SHORT WITH THOSE THAT USED TO CALL ME TALL WHO SAYS THAT I AM NOT AS I ONCE WERE WE GROW IN DREAMS, IT SEEMS TO SHAKE AWAKE YOU'RE COLD, AND OLD BEFORE A WAR, AND TIRED LOOK AT YOU YOU'RE A WRECK CAN YOU BE DUE OUR NEW RESPECT? I'M A NIGHT BOARDER I KNOW THOUGH HOW TO WATCH MY STUFF AND I KNOW THE ORDER WHERE THINGS GO WHEN THEY'VE HAD ENOUGH
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SEE THE STARS ALL WITHIN WE HAULED THAT WEIGHT AND WITHOUT IT SEALED OUR FATE AIN'T NO COP NO JUDGE NO TRIAL JUST LIFE IN JAIL FOR EVERY CHILD BUT, AS A CELL'S DEFINED BY BARS DON'T MEAN YOU CAN'T SEE THE STARS
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The Old Dawn 01:50
THE OLD DAWN TO LOSE ALL AND SO TO BE DISCOVERED TO BE UPRIGHT AND HANG YOURSELF LIKE WALLPAPER LIVE EVERYDAY FOR NOTHING AND NEVER FEAR DAWN A MOONFACED GIRL IN THE SECOND YEAR WHO MIGHT HAVE HAD THE ANSWER A SUBLIMATED TWINKLE AT THE HORIZON ON HER CHEEK ANKLES IN THE CHANNEL IT'S THE SAME PAIR IT'S THEIR BIG DAY COS THEY'RE STILL THERE
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THERE YOU ARE HONEST, I NEVER FOUND IT THAT WAY WAS NEVER TOO GOOD AT THE GAME I STRUGGLED, TO FIND IT A PLEASURE I TENDED, TO FOCUS ON PAIN BUT A LIFE-LONG DIET OF GLOOMY AND QUIET WILL BREAK EVERY PURCHASE BEFORE YOU CAN BUY IT WILL YOU STAND WITH YOUR PAMPHLET ENTITLED "WHAT IF?" LIKE AN AFRICAN ANGLICAN PALM ON MIDRIFF SHOW ME THE MONEY SHOW ME THE PROOF FOLLOW THE MONEY LIKE AGE FOLLOWS YOUTH BACK TO THE FUTURE BACK TO THE START ALL THE WAY BACK IN THE PAST THERE YOUR ARE
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TWO PERSON ESCORT IT'S A TWO PERSON ESCORT TO WALK ME AND NOBODY CARES ABOUT MY BIRTHDAY I GUESS EVERYONE SUFFERS A FAMILY BUT WHO WANTS THE MAN AS YOUR DADDY AND WHO NEEDS THE CARE OF PETE UM SOMETIMES I THINK IT'S NO-ONE MY WORK IS NOT FAMOUSLY FUN OH YOU POOR UNFORTUNATE ONES IT'S CALLED CARE COS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GIVE A FUCK YOU GET PAID FOR SOME OTHER'S POOR LUCK SO STUMBLE A BIT IN MY SHOES SUPPORT ME, AS I AM DUE
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Alt Wrong 01:45
ALT-WRONG THEY CAN REVERSE THE WAR AND HAVE BECOME A SCOLD BUT STILL ANTARCTICA IS AT THE CORRECT POLE IT ISN'T WHAT THEY SAY NOR IS IT IN THE WAY IN TRUTH THEY HAD NO CARE AND TRULY DO NOT CARE IT'S WHAT THEY LOVE TO SEE THE FACT THAT YOU AND ME GET SOME EFFECT FROM THEM FOR WHAT THEY LACKED BACK THEN
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Boomer Alarm 01:06
BOOMER ALARM WATCHING THE SMOKE CURL AS THOUGH IT'S RELAXING YOUR STROKE FACE IS THINKING AT LOPSIDED ANGLES YOUR BLUE VEINS ARE CRINKLING LIKE OLD-FASHIONED BANKNOTES A MOVEMENT LIKE WATER EVAPORATES YOUR VOTES AND TIME REALLY REALLY WANTS YOU AND IT'S PAST TIME IT WANTS TO TAKE YOU BACK IT TO
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BRITAIN IS FULL PLEASE REPATRIATE ME I'M NOT HAPPY HEREABOUTS YOUR RIGIDITY JUST SHAKES ME AND IT'S MORE UNWANTED DOUBT CANARY IN A COAL MINE FOR THE PROSPECT OF FOOL'S GOLD GOTTA DIG THAT DEEP BLACK HUMOUR OF THE DINOSAURS OF OLD CLOWN CAR FULL OF FUCKWITS AND ALL SHOUT ALL ABOARD YOU JUST NEED A BRITISH PASSPORT THAT NO LONGER WORKS ABROAD HAIL TO THE KING OF THE UNION ALL BUILT ON FOSSIL FUELS THE BRIGHT WHITE CLIFFS OF DOVER ARE NOW TAKING NO MORE FOOLS
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Euchre 01:16
EUCHRE I CAN'T LOCATE NO RIVAL IN THIS SPIRITUAL MOTEL OR MAYBE IT'S JUST EASIER BEING LONELY BY MYSELF HELL IS OTHER PEOPLE IT'S FUNNY YOU SAY THAT WELL FELLOW COMEDIAN WE'RE THE WILD CARDS IN THE PACK EUCHRE JOKER LONER LAY DOWN
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BUFFALO IN THE CAPITOL HEY HO THERE'S A DOUBLE F IN BUFFALO AND WHEN I GO I GO AND THEIR SHAGGY HEADS WILL DROOP DOWN LOW I AM INDIGENOUS PRE-INTERNET CARNIVOROUS SO THEY WON'T ROAM THE PLAINS WE'RE OUT OF DATE THE OLD REFRAIN
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CHANGING AND CHANGE SEE AS I'M OLDER SOMETHING CHANGED PROPERTIES FALTER GET NEW NAMES TAKE A DISEASE AND GET NEW DRUGS PULLING IN MONEY TO STAMP OUT BUGS DON'T LET A CRISIS GO TO WASTE THESE ARE THE LINES IN AN OLD MAN'S FACE HEART OF ALL DARKNESS DEAD OF NIGHT SUMMON SOME MORNING DAWNING BRIGHT EVERYTHING CHANGED ALWAYS THE SAME LIVING THROUGH CHANGE CHANGING AND CHANGE I AM NEW LANGUAGE TO SPEAK CHANGE I AM THE MOTHER AND THE SOCKET AND MAINS I AM THE PRISONER OF LIFE AND DEATH AND I SERVE MY SENTENCE WITH MY BREATH EVERYTHING CHANGED ALWAYS THE SAME LIVING THROUGH CHANGE CHANGING AND CHANGE
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Bonded 01:29
BONDED WE DON'T OWN YOU BUT YOU STAND ON THE LAND THAT WE DO AWKWARD HOLD BUT MEANS WE BOTH CAN'T MOVE UNDERHAND IN HAND WE'RE BOUND TO SEE IT THROUGH IT'S JUST THE WAY THE THING MOVES AND SO, TO KNOW, IS NOT TO SAY UNDO IT'S JUST THE WAY THE THING MOVES
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CARRY ON COUNTRY PLEASE LET MY SICK HEAD SETTLE IN ALL HONESTY I CAN'T SPEAK ITS MIND BUT IT LIES AT REST I WANT TO FLIP THE SPIRIT LEVEL A KIND OF POVERTY WHEN YOU CANNOT BE KIND YOU NEVER SEE THE BEST WHEN NO-ONE CALLS YOUR NAME A THOUSAND TIMES A DAY WILL YOU SPRINKLE WATER ON THE HEADS OF FLOWERS IN THE TWILIGHT HOURS NEAR QUIET NEIGHBOURS IN YOUR RETIRED LABOURS IN THE CALM FAILURE OF A BIG COUNTRY
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A Meal Of 01:36
A MEAL OF MAKE IT OUT OF PAPER MAKE IT OUT OF INK MAKE IT IN THE BROKEN WAY THE SADNESS MAKES YOU THINK STOCK IT WITH THE FLAVOUR OF THE HURT THAT'S IN YOUR BONES TASTE IT WITH THE SPOON OF THE TRAGEDY YOU OWN CHEW IT IN YOUR YELLOW TEETH DIGEST IT WITH YOUR BILE IS THE FOOL NOW FULLY SATED COS THE MEAL TOOK QUITE A WHILE CAN YOU SEE AND SMELL THE BLOSSOM HEAR THE BIRDSONG IN THE TREES IF YOU RAISE YOUR HEAD TO LOOK UP AT WHAT YOU COULDN'T SEE
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SHEEP DIP (A CHANCE TO CHOOSE) THE CHEMIST'S SKILL HIDES IN THE PILL TO CHANGE YOUR MIND AS IT DID MINE A PRUDENT SOUL GETS OFF THE ROLL AND STUTTERS STILL SURRENDERS WILL YOUR ROCKY START MERE MORBID ART YOUNG LACK OF GLOSS SOME BOXER'S LOSS OR FOR LACK OF WIT THEN, TIME FINISH IT SO TO THE BITTER END AND THEN, BECOME MEN YOURS, A CHANCE TO CHOOSE FROM ALL ALTERNATE YOUS A MORE REFLECTED PATH AND THUS AVOID A BATH

about

Original Oto press:

Over a bed of disrobed electronic minimalism, each Pete Um vignette unveils itself like a sardonic commentary over newsreels, or a hidden diary of notes he's typed then deleted before posting on social media. At times taking on resentment towards the specifics of post-Brexit Britain, Pete takes aim at various reactionary targets amongst obscure poetical despondencies, laying these out between and around tongue-in-cheek observations about day to day life.

Pete's own music finds itself nestled between different British pop, autodidact and avante traditions. Mark Perry's diaristic oddities, the spoken-word absurdity of the Bohman Brothers and Bowie's more stripped back numbers come to mind, but Pete is on an island of his own, broadcasting laconic waves of malaise, reminding us that we're not alone in this mess.

Big thanks to the graciously right-on Cafe Oto people who do the Takuroku imprint to benefit artists (and the venues we need to survive during the pandemic) for giving the go-ahead to put this on Bandcamp. By all means still purchase there cos I still get half :) www.cafeoto.co.uk/shop/pete-um-a-british-passport/
This is just a digital release but open to offers.
New Vinyl + digital "Twilight Jubilee" subject to endless delays but early 2022 I guess!

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released December 3, 2021

Mastering & artwork by Oliver Barrett
Pure vision by Fielding Hope

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Pete Um Cambridge, UK

"A master of the miniature electro-acoustic song-poem, a form he has more or less invented and crystallised himself, his work displays a sardonic wit combined with a healthy misanthropy, in marvellous micro-collages of voice, instruments, samples, and electronics."

-Ergo Phizmiz
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