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Babysitting The Apocalypse

by Pete Um

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    New all-killer Um selection released 21-12-12

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1.
I Blame Apollo Possibly, it's understood You can say anything But it seems all that we do is say nothing It's like a dream and our TV is the dream factory And our RL folk imitate and we become the dream It's open air, it's digital but it's a prison What once was there, an innocence - we live in schism There's no today, our yesterday is our tomorrow This Catholic world, remote control - I blame Apollo Again, again Again, again Again, again
2.
Enough 01:09
ENOUGH (YELLOW) WHAT'S THE POINT OF AN UNDERSTANDING? I WON'T PRESUME TO KNOW THERE'S MORE THAN ONE KIND OF POVERTY WHICH ONE HAVE YOU GOT ON SHOW? I THINK I BROKE UP IN THE SLIPSTREAM, BABY OF THE THING I COULD NO LONGER TOW THERE'S LITTLE USE FOR A MYTHOLOGY WHEN YOUR REAL LIFE HAS TO GO I FOUND A FOOTHOLD IN A COLLAPSING WORLD AND I STARE AT THE FALLING STUFF I GUESS I'VE HAD MY OWN END OF THE WORLD WHEN WILL Y'ALL HAVE HAD ENOUGH? WHEN WILL YOU ALL HAVE HAD ENOUGH?
3.
Useless 01:42
Useless If your mouse is a cat-toy for you to google cuteness than The Man has you as his boy You'll die as you are useless If your mouse is not a spade Then it should be a rifle Cos I'd like to see you try to rise Before I fall. NO MORE MINDLESS CHANTS
4.
Cassandra 01:19
Cassandra With my sloppiness hey The style gets in the way and like that lady huh I can't get thru to ya You stand and drink and stare Cos you are unaware That you are unaware That you are unaware But then my message yeah What was the message yeah Did I forget it yeah Oh well forget it yeah Ah yeah I remember I know what's coming yeah I've always known it yeah Cos I could feel it yeah That we will get here yeah Cos you have brought us here The snake licks my ears And this is the end of the world
5.
Identity 01:35
Identity The sculpture of the tragedy Of my life is my face The lines round my eyes The attrition of the days Yet the tale is eventless And if you chase it back The essence of its sadness Is that which it lacks.
6.
Grow To Her 01:11
GROW TO HER AND I STARE AT HER CANDID EYES A CHAMELEON-ER WORDS LIE IN HER EARS SO TIRED CAN'T BE WITH HER OOH WHY AM ME I I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH HER I'M JUST A BROKEN CHILD NEED TO GROW TO HER NEED TO GO TO HER NEED TO GROW IN HER NEED TO GO TO HER NEED TO GROW TO HER
7.
Waste 01:17
Waste My eyes cast about My hands reach out It's all smoke and I touch my face There's nothing here Within or without We are ghosts in a land of fear I feel like the joker in a house of cards With my stillborn twin in the pack I dubbed out my soul I can't get it back I'm a teacher on the supply O the burden is mine The burden it is to be wasted The burdens drown in the wine And what the hell is the use Drinking wine, all the time.
8.
New Old Man 01:06
New Old Man The holy war Of all your scores Are all closed doors (no room here, no space for this face, no grace, or maybe just a taste) Spring sprang I'm a new old man And the 7 son's Mind ain't done.
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Machine State Like a curate Inside Like a headache For a while Like a trapdoor That waits Like a machine In a machine state In your sunsuit And smile With your grapefruit And guile Of your workings You're blind Inconsiderate But kind. Where the hell are we going to live?
10.
Yr Dope 01:15
Yr Dope Like a dreary-eyed memory Of a thing that I once knew I bit into the henry And one became a two My dopey days went on for days The days turned into years The smoke can sure de-motivate But it don't affect your ears So take this little piece of soap It's a sacred bunch of shit You can wash your mind almost any time But you have to keep a kind of grip On your self, on your health On your wealth, on your hopes On your folks On yr dope On yr dope.
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Think 01:54
THINK WHERE YOU CAN LIVE YOU CAN LIVE WELL GIVE ME A SIEVE FOR THE WELL GIVE ME SALT FOR MY FOOD BRING ME FINE WINE FOR MY BAD MOODS LET ME HAVE MOODS AND LESS OF THIS THIS SAME SAME OLD RIDES ME ROUND THE TWIST I CALL IT EVIL IT MAKES ME DRINK IT MAKES ME THIRSTY, I THINK WHY DON'TCHA THINK? THINK THINK THINK THINK THINK
14.
Democracy You may be mighty you may be small you may be nothing in this damn world at all You may be crippled On the inside You may be 6 feet tall Or 6 feet wide You may honest Or corrupt When the shit goes down we all are fucked You might have wisdom Or be insane When the shit hits the fan It's all the same Hello democracy Welcome at last Now armageddon's kicked us in the ass
15.
Pride 01:31
PRIDE SPASS-GUERILLERO WITZ ALS WAFFE WITH THE CARE OF THE STRIPE CARD THROUGH THE WALLS OF THE BANK SNIFF THE TRAIL TO THE MONEY GUY DRIVE YOUR WORDS LIKE A TANK THROW A BADGE AT HIS LAPEL AIM YOUR FLOWER FOR HIS CAR KEY FOB YOU'LL BANG A BULLSEYE ON HIS BELL BUT IT WON'T MEAN A DAMN DAMN THING I PUFF UP AND SMELL A WAFT MULTIPLY A SIGNAL CROSS A GREAT DIVIDE I THINK MY BRAIN'S GONE SOFT I THINK I O.D'D ON PRIDE.
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Out Of Place 01:51
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His Majesty 01:13
His Majesty The rodeo Of the booze cowpoke And the slow days goes Like a cop god's joke And the girl wins And your reputation And your self-esteem But it's not the same You're a loyal dog To your royal blood And its instinct To be the pissed king Who makes true friends Who makes false starts Who makes good laws With a sad heart.
18.
The Gee Bees 01:32
The Gee Bees In 100 years Of your strategy You get bought black beer From Mr Chatterjee You know we need restraint We need to be restrained You need to check yourself The will will be contained We're not average We lack a mother's touch We got special brains From being that fucked up We're made of opposites We're like a strip of code It's a lengthy walk Along a bumpy road It's a bumpy road.
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Mad Shepherd 01:30
Mad Shepherd Are you awake? Are you sleeping? Are you dead? You seem dead This isn't the present It's a continuum This is history If I stay quiet Will you wake up? Should I wake you? I'm wide awake I've been up too long I've been up too long I've been up too long I've been up too long
21.
Joke Teeth 02:19
JOKE TEETH WE ANGER THE STRATEGY THE DEITY PREVAILS WE RUN OUT ON OUR OWN LEGS AND A PLACE TO PUT OUR TAILS WE BICKER LIKE KINDER IN THE FENCES OF THE SCHOOL WE LEAVE ALONE LEARNING TO ARGUE ABOUT THE RULES BUT IT'S NOT AS THOUGH I'M TALKING AND IT'S NOT AS LIKE I'M HEARD I TAKE HIM AS I FIND HIM THIS PERSON IN THE THIRD HE'S ALWAYS FUCKING TALKING BUT HE'S TALKING TO HIMSELF HE'S CHATTERING LIKE JOKE TEETH IF HE COULD SEE HIMSELF JA JA JOKE TEETH JOKE TEETH JOKE TEETH JA JA JOKE TEETH JOKE TEETH JOKE TEETH
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Time 02:48
Time You can't tiptoe down Through your time Stranger, Don't rearrange me Don't mess around with my time Glory, Situation Can't help but the way I break You can do it You can do it With all your specifications You must be true And walk through it If you want to have my relations Cos you don't You never did You never could, you wont So you can't, All the way down This is a message from your bad self We don't mind if you take us out Life is long and you've been more than fair Even our evil is wounded And I thought of my beloved I checked my phone for a message Worked ex's Nokia from my pocket And it was 10:27 When we're young they call us children Tell us we have so much to learn In a way you could reverse it We need to become what we once were.

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PETE UM - BABYSITTING THE APOCALYPSE

A third piece of vinyl from Pete Um's Grist imprint in just over a year, but as indicated below this is as close as we get to an album of all-new material as we get from Cambridge's confounding hoarder of oddments, and comes with an avowed stamp of quality. Released to coincide with the supposed Mayan apocalypse on 21-12-12 the record is a ragged documentation of themes of fragility, threat, control and collapse that telescopes back and forth from the personal to the collective. Reviews of Pete Um's previous The New Album and Can't Get Started (Matt "Woebot" Ingram's record of 2011 in The Wire) are attached.

In the Pete Um's words, via the web, some sketchy additional information that may or may not be of use:

OK, running a bit behind time with the Babysitting so the sleevenotes may evolve over the first twenty-to-thirty copies like they did with Can't Get Started. This LP, like The New Album, is limited to 100 copies so it's basically gonna be less than 75 commercially-available copies for the (end-of) the world, and the official release date was originally predicted by the Mayans at 21-12-12 but give 'em a break if it lands with you a day or two out either way. I am HOPEFUL that this record achieves some traction, and generally my glass could do with a top-up, at least. Every Um record is a compilation, but Babysitting The Apocalypse is almost entirely comparatively recent material, is mostly sung-songs, and is chosen, albeit by me, on an all-killer basis. Please give it a chance, as I have too many records by everybody else already, and the family increases besides.

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released December 21, 2012

THANKS JO MOUSE, SAM & SYD, BOBBY J, NOCHEXXX, MFU, DOOZER, JOYNES, BAD TIMING NIGHTS, STRANGE LIGHTS, FELIX KUBIN, EKOPLEKZ, JONNY MUGWUMP, ALL AT GRIST, EVERYONE ON FACEBOOK, THE WHOLE INTERNET. THANKS TO DAN CARNEY FOR PROVIDING A GROUND LEAD THAT TIME, THANKS TO MICHELE FOR STILL DOING WWW.UMBUSINESS.CO.UK, CARL SAFF FOR BEING MASTERING-MASTER, DISC MANUFACTURING SERVICES FOR MAKING 100 COPIES OF THIS RECORD, NORMAN RECORDS FOR PROBABLY STOCKING 5, THANKYOU IF YOU EVER BOUGHT IT NEW OR 2ND HAND. THANKS IF YOU WROTE ABOUT MY STUFF AT ALL EVER BUT SPECIAL THANKS TO WOEBOT/KID SHIRT/SAM DAVIES FOR KINDNESS ABOUT THE NEW ALBUM. THANKS FOR PLAYING UM MUSIC ON THE RADIO OR PUTTING IT IN MIXES & PLAYLISTS. THANK GOD. SPECIAL THANKS FOR TAREN MCCALLAN-MOORE WHO SHOULD BE CREDITED HOWEVER HE WOULD LIKE FOR USE OF HIS FANTASTIC ART AND DESIGNING THE COVER AND PERSUASION/LIAISION OF/WITH WHOEVER IT IS TO PRINT IT AND THESE WORDS ETC. NICE ONE PETE UM OCTOBER 2012 CAMBRIDGE.

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"A master of the miniature electro-acoustic song-poem, a form he has more or less invented and crystallised himself, his work displays a sardonic wit combined with a healthy misanthropy, in marvellous micro-collages of voice, instruments, samples, and electronics."

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